Rude Biker/Helmet Stickers
Compiled byUncle Dave
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For the uninitiated; this is a list of "helmet stickers". Helmet Stickers are small (usually about 3.5" x 1") stickers sold at biker rallies, motorcycle stores, Daytona Bike Week or the Black Hills Rally in Sturgis, SD, etc. It started with the battle cry "Helmet Laws Suck" on a small sticker for your helmet and has blossomed in to a whole industry. Some of these (the more tame ones) have migrated in to the main stream in the form of T-shirts or regular bumper stickers, so you may have seen them before. Please enjoy my list of helmet stickers.
If you know some other biker stickers that should be listed, e-mail them to: Uncle Dave.
General Comments and Observations
- If you remember the 60's and 70's you weren't there!
- I'll slap you like a red headed stepchild!
- Friends come and go but enemies accumulate
- Attention Thieves Please carry ID so we can notify your next of kin
- Criminals beware - We shoot back!
- Doc Kevorkian for White House Physician
- SUPPORT FREEDOM
- My life is shit ... but hay, thanks for asking
- Politically Erect
- Where the hell was I last night!?!
- I'm the person your mother warned you about
- Overworked and underlaid
- REHAB is for quitters
- I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse
- Practice safe sex; Go fuck yourself
- Everything I need to know about life I got from killing smart people and eating their brains
- I drink grape juice ... because O.J. kills
- I'm not afraid to go fast ... it's crashin' and burnin' that sucks!
- Bikers eat their young
- If you can't feed them, don't breed them!
- Go ahead - act stupid ... I need another felony conviction
- GUN CONTROL is being able to hit your target
- When guns are outlawed ... I'll become an outlaw
- The days of Sprot Fucking are over
- Tattoos are more than skin deep
- There's no life like a low life
- Stop Global Whining!
- Some people are still alive only because its against the law to kill them
- Sure you can trust your government ..... Just ask an Indian
- If you sleep with dogs, you'll wake up with fleas!
True Bikers commenting on the obvious
- Chrome won't get you home
- If you ain't got a bike, you're not a biker. (on this note; next time you see a guy wareing a Harley(r) T-shirt ask him what her rides ... half the time its "a fashon statement" and they don't own a bike!)
- Don't ask to ride my bike and I won't ask to fuck your wife
- Silly Yuppie, Trailers are for boats
- Fifteen Grand and Fifteen Miles don't make you a biker
- Bikers are a rare breed ... Harley riders are a dime a dozen
- I rode my bike to trailer week
- The quickest way to a woman's heart ... Is thou her fucking ribcage!
- I'm so miserable without you ... its like haveing you here!!
- I had a wife once, but her husband came and got her
- Wine me, Dine me, 69 me!
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me
- Looking for meaningful overnight relationship
- Respect you in the morning? Hell I don't respect you now!
- Bend over, I'll drive!
- I still miss my Ex, but my aim is improving
- I fuck on the first date
- I was voted most likely to mate outside my species (personally, I have - UD)
- Who lite the fuse on your tampon?
- I found out why my eyes water during sex ... Its the Mace
- No matter how good she looks - someone, somewhere is tired of her shit!
- It only seems kinky the first time
- I wouldn't fuck you for practice!
- Sex Instructor - First Lesson Free
- That "Ms. Bitch" to you
- You never truly know a woman 'til you meet her in court.
- When it comes to heavenly bodies ... I love Uranus.
- Never trust anything that bleeds for 3 to 5 days and doesn't die!
- Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and dosen't die
- Don't sweat the petty things ... Pet the sweaty things.
- Injection is nice... But I'd rather be blown!
- There's nothin' sweeter than a fat man's peter.
- Gag me with your clit
- There are many ways to say "I Love You" but Fucking is the fastest
- Don't kiss me stupid, Fuck me silly
- D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. (Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?)
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